I've been laughing since Day 1 Term 3 Week 1, made jokes and laughed and laughed and laughed. It's damn cool and funny, oh man, the days are filled with SMILES. Haha.

But today I nearly had a heart attack, coz all along I thought Mrs Gobi knew what I told her in Term 2! Oh gosh, she thought farther than what I told her and she's like one large step ahead of me, that's so funny. But it's cleared today and if I hadn't asked her, I will have to see Ms Low Li Eng for don't know how many times. Oh my god. I thought she knew, oh man! Eliz, you've added too many layers of skin on me, until Mrs Gobi thought otherwise. Tsk tsk, lucky you didn't add more, if not she would think my last word as the President of United States. :))
(Don't know what the heck I'm talking about? Shh... I'm not telling you... Only my goodies know, so SHHHH!)

Haha.

Don't look for me, I'll find you; Don't cry, I'll cry for you; Don't miss me, I'll be missing you.

She called to tell me he's been crying and searching for me ever since I left, so I cried too when I heard that. I've been crying last night too. Haiz, this is bad, he cried, I cried, he cries, I cries. Sad, I won't be seeing him until next hols, it's all the MOE's fault, holidays should be longer.

By the way, I was refering to a dog, not some sickly love story, yuck.

Darling Button, haiz, can't bear to see me go... He's my cute little boy, who follows me everywhere I go, even the toilet. And when I left, he was whining and running around the house expecting me to appear out of thin air, that's so sad. I mean, which human will ever do that? Human are heartless creatures, they can't even be compared to a dog, haiz, that's sick, but no offense meant, haiz. He appeared to be angry with me, but he still follows me everywhere I go, omg, can you believe it, who will even bother to find you if you're gone, it's actually an animal who really cares. Oh man, miss him so much, he may be the naughty little boy, but haha, who will be that loyal to you?

Haiz, this is so damn sad, I want to cry again.

My BUTTON, shall visit you soon, shall bring you to East Coast park, shall play with you...

Sec 4s farewell today was cool. The candles arranged in a heart shape are so pretty! Haha, chicken wings were delicious, puppet show was like making my leg ache coz there wasn't enough space to contain all Sec 2s behind the table and we were squashed like don't know what. Haha. Sec 3s performance's so touching, haha, the video's so funny, oh man, the Sec 4s are leaving, gonna miss them, haiz...

Got this very cute stuff from Claudd's blog, ha, it's so funny.

STUPID LABEL INSTRUCTIONS ON ACTUAL CONSUMER GOODS

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
[sleeping hurr?]

On a bag of Fritos: ...You could be a winner No purchase necessary.Details inside.
[ooh really, and there he goes complaining about shoplifting.]

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[hey, how do you use a regular soap, may I ask?]

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
[and?]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
[now he tells me...]

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
[oh no, I thought it's supposed to be cold, afterall I didn't fail Physics.]

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
[ironing board out of stock hurr?]

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
[show me your driving license, kid.]

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
[why else would I buy this for?]

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
[I didn't know there's some other doors besides indoor and out.]

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
[what? would you mind repeating that again?]

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
[oh shit I got the wrong packet, I wanted peas not the nuts]

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
[hey, how do you open? how do you eat?]

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
[bought the wrong stuff, I should have got one that enables us to fly.]

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
[do I look stupid?]

0914

Me: Today's lesson's at 12.15 right?
Chan: Yes, but who are you? Are you the president of United States?
Me: Oh ok... No, an alien from Pluto. Joey.
Chan: Ok, next time, please furnish your name, thanks. I have 200 students, you know.
Me: I smsed before and I thought you would have stored number in your phone. So does this mean that I have to write my name for every message next time?
Chan: Ok, you're excused, anyway... Don't think we need to send sms each other so often.

1204

Chan: Joey, can you help me inform the rest that I will be 10 minutes late. Thanks.
Me: Huh? Inform? How?
Chan: When you reached... Just tell them... I am on the way.
Me: I'll try to, but as if they'll respond. Anyway you're always 5 mins late, most of the time, another 5 mins won't kill.

1230

Chan: Did you tell them?
Me: (shakes head)
Chan (to the class): I told her to tell you'll that I'll be late...

And then throughout the lesson, he bully me! Haha, not bully la, my teacher's so funny, so nice. Hahaha. He asked me read this read that aloud to the class, as if I'm going for English tuition. Hahaha. Felt terribly weird.

Blurgh.

There's this fund raising event near Geylang, don't know the exact place, anyway, people were staging a performance to raise funds to build a temple, I think.

Went there at 8.30, and there's this medium inviting the DA YE BO to possess him. DA YE BO's the God we saw at Thian Hock Kheng temple, with the long tongue and he wears white. He's the God that appeals to me most because of his long tongue and the words on the hat he was wearing. Never imagine I would see him today, not really SEE him, but he came to Earth and possessed someone. If I ever get to see him, it means I'm dying. Choi, choi, choi! He's the God that brings people who are dying and reports all the good points you have to the King or something, so that the King will decide where you should go, Heaven or Hell.

He possessed the medium and ate cigarettes. The cigarettes were lit, ok? The medium's like sticking his black tongue out and erm, whining, not really whining, haha, it's not the right word to use. DA YE BO was probably saying something we don't understand or can't be heard with naked ears. The medium's really pro, I mean, can you imagine a God possessing you? I'll freak out like don't know what. When he was possessed, he was rocking around in the chair and doing don't know what stuff, his actions really fit the DA YE BO's statue, the way he holds the fan. So interesting.

I wanted to watch till it ends, but it's too late. Haiz, who's that God that keeps a dog? He kept a German Sheperd. Hmm, interesting...

Oh man, I've been dreaming so much about CAMP and JUBILATE 2 on both nights ever since we came back from CAMP. Haiz. I'm so CAMP-obssessed and I LOVE my members!

joliTOH

debbieamandaTAN

geraldineLEE

claudiceWEE

amandaLIM

and MYSELF!

Strings' Orientation Camp 2005 is so super duper cool, if only we could extend it. My group's so fun, unlike last year's group, so silent and I didn't even know anyone. Nevermind, here's the details of the camp.

I reached there at 7.25, only to realize that camp starts at 8. Met Shireena at Father Barre and we wandered around the school and played with the peacocks and turtles. I didn't know peacocks go HONK! HONK! too until Monday, when we were sneaking around the peacock area wondering whether to go into MEP room or not. We were like trying to listen if our seniors were outside the room, then suddenly HONK! and we were like so shocked. Haha. We decided to go to the MEP room at 8.15, but then heard Mrs Tham scolding the organizers from the 2nd level and we're like "Oh shit." The door only opened at 8.20.

Had icebreakers. Ok, fine. The usual stuff. Quite fun though, but I hate running, even if it's only for two or three metres.

Had morning practice, then lunch and sectionals. Boring.

Scavenger hunt was like so damn difficult. I swear I had lost some pounds with all that running, but I quickly caught up with my original weight with Marche and McDonald's. The clues were like so unsolvable (is there such a word?) and there was one which which was stuck 2 metres above us. Last year was worse though, I had a headache, yet had to run. :( There's this station where we have to choose a number and eat something. I chose 7, I think and got this bowl of hair. Yes, and I have to eat it. Ok, it's not hair, but it tastes and look exactly like hair. Tastes horrible, ok? I almost wanted to vomit, but Rachel said that we would lose 5 ice cream sticks. Ya. But I threw it in the dustbin beside me when Rachel wasn't looking! I'm pro, ar? :)) Oh well, but I can't to suffer a minute chewing that stinky thing.

Shireena and I sneaked to a toilet that we were not supposed to go to and practically spent 45 mins bathing. Haha. Sorry.

Dinner at Mc's then I saw Liyi and she forbidded me to eat eggs.

After dinner, we had election for 2006 president and vice-president. Su Lao Shi went haywire. or so we thought, and started shouting. Ok, not really haywire, don't get the wrong idea that he went crazy, just that he called the president into the office and the current librarian and started shouting at them. The librarian had lost $500 worth of scores and he was like asking her to search in the office with lights off. He's not sadistic. Just read on, very interesting. He was like shouting "WHERE ARE THE SCORES? JOY SAID SHE GAVE THEM TO YOU!... DON'T CRY!... IF YOU DON'T FIND IT, YOU'LL HAVE TO SLEEP OUTSIDE... NO SCORES. NO JIA LING!" and we were trying very hard not to laugh at the 'no Jia Ling' part. It was really very scary at that time, as in he just shouted at her suddenly and we were like, complete silence. Haha. We thought he was kind of cruel when he asked her to search for those scores and we realized that the whole office was dark. Things started to get kinda weird. Joy was like so solemn and she said something about being responsible and stuff and she ended with "and we mean everything we said..."
Suddenly all LIGHTS OFF! Lots of screaming and running around. I would have scream on some other days, but I was like already frozen to my seat when Su Lao Shi scolded Jia Ling, so ya, I just sat on my chair in the dark with my heart thumping like hell. I would have gotten heart attack you know. When the lights were switched on 3 secs later, Joy and many people had disappeared. Su Lao Shi came out of the office looking for Joy but she's been kidnapped and we're suppose to find out who's the kidnapper. So it's something like night trail, only it's within the MEP rooms with the lights off. We weren't really allowed to use torches since they didn't inform us and the game was suppose to be a surprise, but fortunately, I had the Clan Association pen with me and I was able to use it as a torch. :)

It's suppose to be scary, but in the end, we end up laughing with the "ghosts", ok, they're not "ghosts" but the suspected "kidnappers". One of them was like so amazed by my pen and the scary effect was spoilt. Actually, there wasn't much to scream about, but don't know why the other groups kept screaming. Haha. So fun. But it's so human, as in we joked with the "kidnappers" and their tricks didn't work out because some of us had torches. It wasn't that thrilling, ya, but it's so funny. :D

Anyway, we watched Kungfu Hustle and slept at 2. :) The whole night was like so cold and uncomortable. I just couldn't sleep.

Woke up at 7.41 am, had EEGS for breakfast and entitled one free drink per S.O member. Sorry Liyi. I just couldn't help it.

Wanted to go to the staff room to check if my portfolio's ready since Mr Wong said earliest Tuesday, he would informed me when it's ready. Like he would be able to inform me like that, as in, I wasn't online on Monday night, so he could have checked my portfolio on Tuesday morning. Anyway, it wouldn't hurt to check since we had nothing to do anywhay but I didn't manage to make it to the staff room. Complications in the middle. Haha. Don't ask me why. I just didn't made it. BAH! He wasn't in the staff room (I knew he wasn't there 'cuz I heard his voice somewhere near, didn't get to see him though), lucky me, didn't waste my energy to 3 levels up.

The Sec ones performed for us and Ms Oh started talking about MEP exams and stuff. More than half an hour on MEP stuff, but we had to listen right, can't fidget too much even if we are not in MEP, in case she go haywire.

Before we went Marche, went to staff room, he wasn't there. Again I heard his voice but nevermind, maybe he's teaching or something. So just decided to head to Marche worrying about the damn portfolio. I wouldn't be in school until the 21st, so there goes my vocab list.

Oh man. Marche is like, so undescribable. It's so pretty. Sorry. But it's my first time there, can't blame me right? The trip to Marche was a pretty silent one, ya, was with Joy since everyone don't know fly to outerspace, I think. Since I didn't know how to get to Marche, so might as well accompany Joy, Bernadette and Hilary to go Taka to buy Haagen Dazs ice cream. Mr Chan sponsored us, so nice, and the ice cream costs a bomb. It's $103.50 worth of ice cream. o_0 Saw Mr Imran with his girlfriend walking hand in hand. Was it him? Maybe it wasn't. But then that person really looked like him. Only had a one second glance since we had to rush to Marche.

Went to Marche and Mr Chan was already there. Sorry, I didn't greet him because then everytime I see him, I'm reminded of our Sec one days. So scary, the way he treated us, he was so fierce last time, I have Mr Chan phobia. Oh well, he's nice actually.

Oh well, shared a dish with Joy, so I have to sit with her. Everyone greeted him and people were like staring at him, so maluating to be in the centre of attention in public. He hanged his head down. So funny. Haha. Mr Chan was at Joy's table and since I had to eat with Joy, I just sat beside him. BAH! I'm abit out of place la, all were Sec 3 and Sec 4s and most of them in com, so I'm like the youngest there, very much not involved in their serious matters. Haha. He's like keying in info for some recommendation letter, I'm like, ok fine, 2 and a half more years and I'll be in JC. Haha. But sitting beside him was so much better than what happened on 6 June, at least it's not that awkward.

Went back to school with Joy, Deborah, Bernadette and Hilary. I'm still the Sec 2 among these 4s. Generation gap, ha.

Reached school at about 3.24pm. On the way to the MEP room, I passed by the staff room, he's not there. About 3.40, I left the MEP room and while wearing my shoes, I heard his voice so loud and clear, I thought he would finally be in the staff room, but no. Argh. Was I hearing things? Cannot be, it's really his voice, although there's something wrong with my ear. He was at the Sec Three classes, but too bad, I couldn't go back down to check, anyway I think he's really busy.

Haiz.

I love this camp, really brought everyone, ok, most of the people, together. Its going to be stepdown soon. We'll be the oldest violin twos next year, I just realized there aren't any Sec 3 violin twos, so we'll be the one with a Sec 3 sectional leader. Haha. That's our one and only Audrey. Haha. Oh well, Joy gave me some 'valuable' advice, haha, but she seems to be reading my mind. o_0

Freaky.

My tagboard... Argh... My tagboard. I spent so much time on my damn tagboard and finally decided to use cBox, 'cuz iframes don't work in Opera and still doesn't. Nvm, I shall sacrifice and use Internet Explorer for blogs and Opera for other stuff. Haiz.
Tomorrow's Strings camp. I should be happy, but I'm not. I have this sinking feeling it's not going to work out well. I hope I'm wrong thoug, haiz... Who shall go Marche with me? Many's not going, I feel like dying... Haiz... Haiz... Haiz...

Open your eyes! OPEN YOUR EYES, can? It's really annoying if people keep asking me who I am. I'm you-know-who. I've already written in my nick, so why you all people keep asking me? As if I put my email address on my nick and you'll take the initiative to add me. BAH! When I don't reply, you block me, even my cousins. I really dots, dots, dots. I really have nothing to say. Like out of don't know how many contacts, only one person know who I am. BAH! Ok, nevermind, nevermind. NEVERMIND.

Went out with my aunt and grandmother to collect some microwave oven, but when we went there, there wasn't any stock left. The microwave oven will be seeking refuge in our house, can look at it, can touch it, but cannot use. Nevermind, not like I don't have microwave oven. Blurgh! We ate in some Noodlehut restaurant and the Sichuan Dan Dan noodle was delicious. "DAN DAN" is such a familiar name, but suddenly can't remember who. I think it/he/she has something to do with some *ahem*... Shan't be detailed in case I get hacked by some fanged egg and be accused of being a BEEG MEANO. o_0

Haiz, I'm so bored, although I have loads to do. Someone please come online and accompany me, please. I'm so freaked out by someone. Argh!!!

It's a surprise I get to blog because just this morning, my internet connection was cut off, but I fixed it, I fixed it all by myself. Whee~!
Just recieved the camp list when the camp's only 2 days away-or should I say one day?

String Orchestra Orientation Camp 2005
Camp Kit List

Things to bring:
1. SO shirt and pe shorts*
2. One set of shirt and shorts (home)
3. Undergarments
4. Long pants/ slacks (for the night) -->Can I don't bring slacks?
5. Jacket/ Sweater
6. Slippers/ Sandals
7. Toiletries
-shampoo and soap
-toothbrush and toothpaste
8. Towel
9. Sleeping Bag
10. Torchlight -->Are we finally having night trail?
11. Writing materials (pen, pencil)
12. E.Z. link card
13. About $30 -->Right, last year we weren't even allowed more than $10. Suppose we have to pay to celebrate?
14. Instrument!

Decided to start "life" afresh.
'Life' as in my blog, my email, my accounts, my everything. I've lived for one year in my previous "life", quite sick of the "old times". :) Gonna change my email soon and forget all the previous skins I made. BAH! Decided not to make any skins anymore, it isn't my fault if textboxes overlap each other, it's just that your computer's resolution is different from mine, but people make it sound like it'smy fault, so I'm giving up. I'M GIVING UP. I've even changed my internet browser to Opera, instead of that damn virus-prone Internet Explorer.

My layout very pretty, right?
Done by me. :D
*Ahem*
Really, it's done by me. :D